No J Bar - what the "good" signwriters mean is, that if you stand on this spot and smoke, you will be supplied with a bag of apples to stop you puffing away. It really is a HEALTH Protection sign! They are very considerate up here, "north of the Tweed". Health is paramount in their thoughts and deeds. I am now off to get my bag of apples. Cheers Colin (HB)
Dear fellow watchers of this BB blog. I now have a couple of bags of fresh "granny smith" apples, courtesy of the signwriters. I am opening a street stall to sell my newly acquired produce - oh, it is such an easy way to supplement your income. Many thanks BB for placing this on your blog - I may just even now buy you a beer in appreciation. Cheers The Apple King Colin (HB)
Good one. I didn't know apples were notorious smokers.
ReplyDeleteNo J Bar - what the "good" signwriters mean is, that if you stand on this spot and smoke, you will be supplied with a bag of apples to stop you puffing away. It really is a HEALTH Protection sign! They are very considerate up here, "north of the Tweed". Health is paramount in their thoughts and deeds.
ReplyDeleteI am now off to get my bag of apples.
Cheers
Colin (HB)
I would love some of those fine apples too, but I don't smoke!
ReplyDeletewhat kind of apples? Granny smiths? LOL
ReplyDeleteDid not even see the mistake, had to look hard a second time.
ReplyDeleteDear fellow watchers of this BB blog.
ReplyDeleteI now have a couple of bags of fresh "granny smith" apples, courtesy of the signwriters.
I am opening a street stall to sell my newly acquired produce - oh, it is such an easy way to supplement your income. Many thanks BB for placing this on your blog - I may just even now buy you a beer in appreciation.
Cheers
The Apple King
Colin (HB)
haha...funny one
ReplyDeleteYou are all so misguided. If you smoke you are fined and you pay the fine in apples.
ReplyDeleteI could go for the apples. Hope they are fresh! Although, I don't smoke.
ReplyDeleteLinda
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